Archive for August, 2010


i’ll do a comparision of this and spider-man shattered dimensions but this trailer looks amazing.

if you didn’t have at least one geekgasim read more DC comics

Now most people hate the 60’s batman t.v. show but their are things i like about it. it was sycadelic it was funny and it was the first real superhero parody that the internet is full of

now come on be honest one of those made you laugh if only a little bit now the 60’s are long dead but they’ll always be somethings that make you go “wow either they’re just having a laugh or they were on some really good drugs” batman and robin is an example of that.

but luckily we have batman brave and the bold to keep alive that brilliant show and it gave us adam west
here’s my favourite episode it’s a bit darker than the 60’s tv show but it has kevin conroy,mark hammil and adam west

if i had x-ray vision i'd never have it off

ok so at some point in our life we’ve all said wouldn’t it be amazing to fly,be super strong,have super speed. but i’ve often wondered about what would people do if they were more powerful than a locamotive or leap tall buildings with a single bound or run faster than a speeding bullet.

So i pose this question to you dear reader if you gained superpowers be it from a power ring,a mutation, or a blast of gamma radiation.

would you a) become a symbol of hope and faith throught the world and always put the down trodden and the needy before yourself be a real life superman but not make a profeit just help beacause people need help and keep your identity a secret to protect the people you love and beacause you don’t want praise ?
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wish i was but i'm not him

b)would you be a hero but sellout and make billions in corporate sponsers and merchandising and reveal your identity to the populace just for a quick buck?

or c) work for your government to try and serve your country and protect it’s best interests?

SIR YES SIR!!!!

or

or d) would not use your powers to help people just help yourself fly to work or clean your house super-fast beacause you tried to help people but you were just sued?

So what would you do be a hero be a corporate puppet be a patriot or just help yourself?

personally i would like to say hero and try to save the world but i don’t know if someone sued me and i doubt i could keep the whole double life up for long i don’t know what i’d do.
tell me what you would you would do in the comments

twitter

i’m on twitter now finally i’ve given to the weight of the wave of coolness that is twitter and am swimming in the tweet and the following and the followers all both of mine.

but i’m sort of adujusting to twitter as the character limit is a bit frustrating so i’ll still have the blog it’s just that twitter will be a quick random spots of the intelligance and idiocy that is my life. so if you are on twitter then please check me out in this link
http://twitter.com/assembleavenger

sadly i found out this is true

just to piss off dc hehehe

marvel might be in abit of trouble for this one more so than moon knight being a rip-off of batman.
i present final crises the wolverine dvd?

this is bound to be illegal

this is definately worse than moon knight and wade wilson (deadpool) and catman combined.
the big question is will warnerbros. take legal action doubt it but we’ll see?

batman arkham city

now let me just say i loved the first batman arkham asylum game and you’ve seen the teaser trailer you’ve played the first game and now dc has realesed the name of the arkam asylum sequal ARKHAM CITY ok it not that bad but the teaser looks good at afterwards i’ll give my thoughts on the trailer

So the teaser trailer came out 7 months ago and fast acting as this blog is i’m going to give my opinion on the trailer and what i think the game plot will be.

so after seeing the teaser i think this i’ll be like gotham turf war. the supergansters (super-gansters like supervillians but all they care about is money and have gangs like blackmask,penguin,etc.) so for example as you see the “i want you” poster this is of two face who wants any escaped inmates from gotham as in the story the man who laughs joker breaks all the inmates out of arkham or in batman begins to create chaos they break all the inmates out of arkham and this is much easier as they now have moved the asylum to the gotham suburbs as in the first game it was destroyed by rioting inmates.

So if you look you see an inmate being thrown out of the window and you see people fighting down past the iceberg lounge around a fire.
now in the gang wars storyline to cope with the gangwar he rallies a batman family army with nightwing and tim drake and a hole host of batman’s allies so that could work well and be able to change around characters. now in the poster you see catwoman and in the teaser you see catwoman. if you look closely you can see a yellow sign which from an angle resembles an R for robin.

so now for the sum up this game i believe will be set with riots breaking out all across gotham and batman having to call in back-up maybe you’ll get to drive around gotham in free play in the bat-mobile that’ll be good.you can even use detective mode to find out where villians are throughout the city. but the plot is that quincy sharp takes credit for the apprehensio of the joker and uses this as the drivig force of his political campaign to become mayor. after becoming mayor sharpe buy’s out a large part of the cities slums (as neither blackgate or arkham are sutable for housing prisoners) after this he let’s the inmates run free inside the prison walls so havoc and chaos insue and batman must save the city. overall i can’t wait and think if this game is half as good as the original it will rock!

thank you for reading my late night ramblings on things you already know or could hae found out about without me.
copyright aidan mc collum 2010

so marvel’s got all these movies in the pipeline.
thor’s done it’s in post-preduction,captain america is filming now i think x-men first class is in pre-production (matthew vaughen is writing the screen play and directing that’s coming out next year) and the avengers is set to film next year,along with the spider-man reboot and deadpool.

what renyolds looks like in the suit

but wait hold up i just read an article that say’s otherwise(http://www.obsessedwithfilm.com/movie-news/green-lantern-heading-for-a-trilogy-screenwriters-hired-deadpool-might-be-sacrificed.php)

the entire C.G.I. costume in it's full glory OH WAIT!!!!

this is the movie i want more than green lantern

beacause of the dilema of ryan renyolds in role of hal jordan this year and next year protraying wade wilson in the deadpool movie.
but no warner brothers won’t allow that they want green lantern to be a triolgy with one film coming out after another every year (like twilight) uhhhhh if they do this it will next to kill the deadpool movie.

So they are set to film the movie soon so will he just jump ship onto WB. i doubt it they might buy him out like “we’ll give you this much money if you pull out of deadpool” but ryan reynolds if given the choice between a massive comic book trilogy or deadpool maybe will he drop deadpool and just say “na i’ll stick with green lantern sure”
if e can find a way to do both good on him that’ll be amazing but if deadpool is dropped or pushed back.

WB is being such a bitch just beacause marvel is whipping their ass in movies. marvel promised an avengers movie. now what are we getting in 2012 avengers assemble!
Where’s the world’s finest movie we where promised in that scene in I AM LEGEND “uhh oh no that was just a joke” said the WB exec. to the uproar of fans who wanted batman vs superman.

Now WB is like oh shit how can we stop the avengers movie? we can’t oh shit how can we stop the x-men first class movie uhhh we can’t
oh shit how can we stop the spider-man movie uhhh we can’t
oh shit how can we stop the deadpool movie uuuuh oh wait we can by turning green lantern into a trilogy and twilighting it and you know one of those movies will suck.

so in conclusion to this rant i say fuck you WB you’re just jealous bitches!

he’s one of the most remarkable men throughout all of history a true genuis. he’s become involed in the amazing series from johnathon hickman shield but even he is has fallen to the terrible humiliation of the typo.

behold the amazing issac newton shit isaac newton
EPIC FAIL!

so like many people i’m loving jeff parker’s thunderbolts and can’t wait for the next issue.
but in saying that his book is so good and the characters are so busy withall sorts of crossovers lined up to start off they’re gonna be in avengers academy as hank pym has some affiliation with the program (see thunderbolts 144). then they will be appering in the street event that is shawdowland while helping their fearless leader luke cage who is busy enough with thunderbolts where does he get time to sit down with iron man,cap and thor and talk about daredevil or go run an errand for them then he has new avengers on the weekends wow this guy is busy. but i’m getting off topic what really excited about is that in november the thunderbolts will go up against the avengers.
Now naturally I think it will be good beacause of parker but so much else. steve rogers fighting crossbones beacause he killed him (even though he only was drifting through time i know blah blah blah) or iron man fighting ghost as he put him through some shit recently.
but i’m genuinly excited about this and can’t wait just look at the promo art

this was my WTF of the day HA!

so the avengers cast was revealed at san diego and in my typical style i’ve taken forever to give my thoughts is anyone wats to know what i thought about the thor teaser trailer it sucked and i know as much about the thor game as i did before FUCK ALL over all the cast looks good and i love robert downey jr. as tony stark that much i don’t need to talk about him but here’s the rest of the cast.

iron man/robert downey jr. (amazing he is my iron man,i hope he’s the leader)

captain america/chris evans (a lot of people have their doubts but i want to be one of those that has faith in him ad i believe he will do a good job come on chris i have faith in you!)
thor/chris hemmsworth (there’s been some buzz that chris hemmsworth isn’t doing a good job as thor, why don’t they have 2 actors one as thor and one as dr. donald blake?)

nick fury/samual l jackson (this character was designed for him but i don’t know something about him in iron man 2 that i didn’t like about him in that we’ll see how he goes i still have high hopes)

hawkeye/jeremy renner (interesting to have hawkeye in the film well see how he’s handled, i loved jeremy renner in the hurt locker and i hope he will be a good hawkeye and a good clint barton 2 very different things)

war machine/don chedle (meh what do i say about him he’s good but i don’t know what war machine is doing on the original avengers. maybe that the goverment want iron man is that they have war machine but no tony stark a soilder who can take orders but the downside is that they don’t have the genuis mind of tony stark we’ll see if that makes it into the film.

black widow/scarlet johannson (okay see’s only in this for 2 reasons she was in that film and jon faverau seen them and his first thought was i need to change my pants, on a serious note if they had a scene at the end of iron man 2 where her and fury talk about the god in arozona the soilders weapon in the case the idea that they be talking russian and it was subtitled to show that the black widow was russian now that would have been a good scene.

hulk/mark ruffalo (no one knows what happened between edward norton and marvel most think it was he was a dick apparantly he doesn’t get on well with directors or writers or most other people in his films. in an interview the director of fight club said he does talk to him anymore and that he was an “asshole”.

agent colson/clark clegg (haha everyone’s favourite shield lackey is back and might see a bit of action plus he will be in the thor movie.

loki/tom hiddleson(yes loki is in the avengers movie maybe but he is my favourite villian, but i care a lot more about the actor as i’ve always seen loki as a shakespearean actor much like dr doom in the fantastic four animated tv show (see below) or how loki was in the hulk vs thor animated film.)

writing and directing=joss whedon (yes get in there baby hahaha i can’t believe this is happening amazing the best director marvel could have got, however joss wheadon has said “don’t get your hopes up it might suck” he was joking but he is rewriting the script and he can handle a team with so much (astonishing x men) this could be another buffy or another firefly, it’ll just be nice to see all the characters and all the films tied up and then maybe a sequal.
hope you’ve enjoyed reading this and i hope to start posting a lot more soon thanks for reading and bye copyright aidan mc collum 2010